A Complete Guide to Hipster Racism

In a piece for Jezebel, Lindy West says that racism has gone underground and lists some of the most common (not to mention infuriating, and sometimes kind of funny) ways it now manifests itself.

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In a piece for Jezebel, Lindy West says that racism has gone underground, and lists some of the most common (not to mention infuriating, and sometimes kind of funny) ways it now manifests itself.

1. "Tee-Hee, Aren't I Adorable?"

This category includes things like wide-eyed acoustic covers of hip-hop songs, suburban white girls flashing gang signs, and this Tweet from Zooey Deschanel: "Haha. :) RT @Sarabareilles: Home from tour and first things first: New Girl episodes I missed. #thuglife." See, it's hilarious, because we aren't thugs -- we are darling girls, and real thugs are black people who do crime! Oh, hey, can I call you back? I need to sew more ric-rac on my apron. I hope a black person didn't get into my ric-rac Kaboodle and steal all of it! JK, LOL. RIP, Whitney ...

2. "Recreational Slumming."

Wherein privileged people descend for a visit inside the strange, foreign spaces of othered groups. Like, I don't know, IHOP. Or that "scary" bar in the south end. Then they go home again. Catchphrase: "It's soooooo ghetto, but I actually totally like it!"

3. "Ummm, I'm a Writer and I'm Trying to Write in Here!"

This is Lesley Arfin crowing about the majestic power of the n-word, and white kids whining that it's "unfair" that black people "get" to use "it". You know, because words are powerful and words are Arfin's craft and would you take the color red away from the best painter on Twitter??? ...

Read Lindy West's entire piece at Jezebel.

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