Fly Little Biracial Balloon Boy, Fly...

That Louisiana justice of the peace only needs to worry about biracial kids if they get trapped in runaway balloons.

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No Justice, No Peace

Bardwell turned down Beth Humphrey and Terence McKay’s request to get married, saying, “I don’t do interracial marriages because I don’t want to put children in a situation they didn’t bring on themselves.” If by “situation,” he means having your parents drag you out on all the major networks to tell the story of a runaway balloon journey that you didn’t take, then yeah, that’s a concern. If Bardwell means being born and then later in life coming across a justice of the peace whose Internet is so slow that he still hasn’t heard that the Supreme Court settled Loving v. Virginia 42 years ago, then he has a point there, too.

Interracial Wife Swap

Now there’s a show that has “No.1 in its time slot” written all over it.

Last year, parents Mayumi and Richard Heene and their three sons were a hit on Wife Swap. It’s possible they got bit by the fame bug, and after seeing Jon & Kate Plus 8 implode, they figured the world was finally ready for a science/travel “reality” show about a “fringe” scientist, his wife and their three hapa sons.