Why Justin Timberlake Will Never Be MJ

In the race to replace Michael Jackson, Justin is the clear front-runner. But he won't win.

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With the initial tidal wave of Michael Jackson memorializing—glittery, star-studded and centered around a golden coffin—now behind us, it’s only natural to begin considering who will replace Michael as the King of Pop. The world needs heroes, after all. Cue the media speculation.

Seattle Post-Intelligencer reporter Monica Guzman asks whether Shaheen Jafargholi, a tween contestant on Britain’s Got Talent, is “the next Michael Jackson.” MTV doesn’t think so, saying, “For years now, Usher has been tapped as “the next Michael Jackson.” On the other side of the world, a Filipino news service claims both those suggestions are wrong, positing that Jackson’s adopted son, Prince Michael II, better known as Blanket, will be his father’s successor. And those are just the first three predictions that turned up on Google News.

Over the years, other suggested replacements have included everyone from Chris Brown (before his legal troubles, which might actually help his case for replacing Jackson) to Ne-Yo to American Idol punch line Sanjaya. Who ever said pop music was easy?

Nevertheless, the pack racing to replace MJ includes a clear front-runner: bubble-gum wunderkind Justin Timberlake. Regardless of your feelings about the 28-year-old singer-cum-actor, there’s no arguing that he and Jackson share strikingly similar back stories.

Born of the kind of modest, Middle American households that would belie their future superstardom, both Jackson and Timberlake toiled for years in treacly boy bands which they would later recall with more anguish than joy. Both would emerge from their respective groups as the clear leaders, far more talented than their former band mates. Both would attempt solo careers. Both would succeed.

And the similarities don’t end with their routes to stardom. Also notable are Jackson and Timberlake’s comparable performance styles: rhythmic pop songs perfect for choreography, impossibly high falsettos, grandiose stage shows and the dancing. Oh, the dancing—quick, airy stuff that entertained as much as it confused, often leaving awestruck audiences asking, “How’d he do that?”

The comparisons and the similarities are no coincidence, of course. Timberlake himself has admitted to emulating Jackson in a number of ways, from his footwork to his fashion—they’re also obvious to anyone who pays attention to popular music.

At the BET Awards immediately following Jackson’s passing, Entourage actor Jeremy Piven jokingly proclaimed, “If not for Michael Jackson, [Timberlake] would be selling curly fries in the Valley.” Though it’s doubtful that Timberlake would have been filling your McDonald’s order under any circumstances, there is an underlying truth to Piven’s comment: By design, Justin Timberlake is the closest facsimile to Michael Jackson working in music today. If you can accept that, is it time for you to also accept Timberlake as your new King of Pop, the superstar who will pull the sequined glove from the stone and begin his reign?