Wednesday’s Headlines

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J&J: Jack and Jill Went Down a Hill to Reform the Rockefeller Drug Laws


TH: The Nation’s Problem Is Immorality. Hm. Thanks for clearing that up.


CNN: Clever Office Pranks (to Take Your Mind Off the Fact Your Job Makes You Sad)


FOX: US, Russian Will Reduce Number of Nukes (Not the Ones Being Kept Secret of Course)


BBC: Not Even Nice Rich People Pay Taxes: Another Nominee Has Tax Troubles