J&J: Jack and Jill Went Down a Hill to Reform the Rockefeller Drug Laws…
TH: The Nation’s Problem Is Immorality. Hm. Thanks for clearing that up.
CNN: Clever Office Pranks (to Take Your Mind Off the Fact Your Job Makes You Sad)
FOX: US, Russian Will Reduce Number of Nukes (Not the Ones Being Kept Secret of Course)
BBC: Not Even Nice Rich People Pay Taxes: Another Nominee Has Tax Troubles