BG: Prez Urges Americans to Refinance Mortgages; America: “Uh…You First”
WP: CDC: Food Safety Efforts Have Stalled in Recent Years But Your iPhone Has Totally Sick Apps
THR: Dutch TV Show Exonerates Bin Laden; Osama Sends Mix Tape Asking “Why You Tryna Steal My Shine, B?”
ESPN: Hi, USC? This is the NCAA. We Suspect Reggie Bush of Wrong Doing. No; We Don’t Mean that Lateral.
HP: Arizona State Thinks Obama Unready for Honorary Degree. Arizona State. A-R-I-Z-O-N-A S-T-A-T-E.