'Disrespectful' And More Things White People Say When They Really Want To Call Black People The N-Word But Can't

Like the Devil — who I’ve heard is a three handicap golfer and makes a killer sangria — Donald Trump is not without his good qualities. He’s a great, Zoolander-level squinter. Perhaps one of the world’s all-time great squinters. He’s apparently amazing at purchasing and eating KFC. It’s not a game with Trump’s Chicken…

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When a Deadbeat Dad Attacks a College Grad: Joe Walsh Blew His Racist Dog Whistle on Marshawn Lynch and Twitter Wasn't Having It

There are some people who become assholes over time and then there are some people who are just born this way. Joe Walsh was born this way, it’s his gift. Like an asshole idiot savant, I imagine baby Joe Walsh chastising his nanny over the consistency of his breast milk. I imagine teen Joe Walsh leading the charge for…

Thanksgiving and Chill: All the Shows to Binge-Watch Before You Get ‘The Itis’

It’s that time of year again. White folks are clamoring at Starbucks for their pumpkin-spice lattes, and black folks are calling around to make sure Aunt Sheila is still making her signature turkey this year ... it’s Thanksgiving! And while many of us side-eye the massacre and theft masquerading as a family-friendly…

Can a Company Be a Messy Bitch? Whitefish Stopped Work in Puerto Rico Over $83 Million It’s Apparently Owed 

It’s been two months since the people of Puerto Rico have had fully-functioning power. However, Whitefish Energy Holdings, the small Montana firm that was supposed to be helping restore electricity to the island’s devastated power grid has now decided to stop all work because Puerto Rico’s government has not paid…

Here’s Why No One Cares About University of Oklahoma Quarterback Baker Mayfield Grabbing His Dick on National TV

While “alt-whites” are fuming over the the shoplifting exploits of three teen UCLA players who happened to include ultra-free black man LaVar Ball’s middle son LiAngelo Ball, the Christian god’s favorite collegiate pocket passer and Heisman hopeful, University of Oklahoma’s Baker Mayfield, grabbed his dick on…

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