Former Sheriff David Clarke to Reporter Who Asked About His Security Detail: ‘F--k You and the Horse You Rode In On’

Former Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke is still using the title “Sheriff” even though he quit his job last month. He has also apparently lost the round-the-clock security detail that was afforded to him while he was sheriff, and when a local reporter asked him about it last week, he fired back with an expletive…

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This Acoustic Cover of ‘Bodak Yellow’ Is the Whitest Thing That Ever Happened

Like many children, when I was growing up, I received my share of spankings. Although they were very sporadic, they were not the apex of punishment in my mother’s household. If I did something extremely outrageous stupid (like the time she caught me and my cousin holding a Zippo lighter over a gas stove because the…

Is ‘Moist’ the Worst Word in the English Language? (Hint: Yes, Yes It Is)

Of the various reactions to that “black men are the whites of blacks” thing I wrote and shit yesterday, the most entertaining negative comments have been those that include the word “moist.” I’ve been, in the last 24 hours, a “moist man,” a “moist-ass motherfucker” and a “moist feminist,” and someone said something…

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The Faces of the Zimbabwean Delegation Listening to Trump Speak Are the Blackest Things That Happened This Week

Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe is a terrible person. He’s stolen elections, he’s bankrupted the country’s economy, he’s murdered citizens and his wife beats models with extension cords (???), and the world will be a better place when he’s dead. (Speaking of which, he’s 93 years old, but don’t allow that to give…

Ithaca, NY, Police Identify Prep School Thug Charged With Racially Motivated Beating of Cornell Student

Anyone who thinks “clean-cut American kids” are somehow incapable of violent acts of racism hasn’t been paying attention. On Tuesday, Ithaca, N.Y., police said that a 19-year-old white Cornell University student, identified as John Greenwood, has been charged with misdemeanor assault on a black Cornell undergrad. The…